Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
pop tarts are not kleenex
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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