So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
birth control should be required to get into college
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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