went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
