Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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