escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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