He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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