I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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