Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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