then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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