He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
