He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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