we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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