He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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