what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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