Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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