I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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