last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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