Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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