Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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