also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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