That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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