oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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