I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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