Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
