You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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