But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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