I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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