Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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