I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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