so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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