Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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