I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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