Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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