There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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