I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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