New invention idea: vibrating tampons
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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