I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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