I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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