I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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