I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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