Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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