the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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