And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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