I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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