New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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