just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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