Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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