I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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