i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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