All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Fuck appropriateness.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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