dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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