SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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