i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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