ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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